Wednesday, October 15, 2008

How badly does your home or office need automatic toilet flushers?

Last night, ALL the automatic toilet flushers in the men's rooms of Strong Hall at EMU were stolen. You read that right, the automatic toilet flushers were unbolted, and stolen. Somebody decided they needed them so badly, they risked being caught unbolting toilet flushers.

So, uh, why? Is someplace now enjoying new, free toilet flushers? Would this go unnoticed at their new home? "Ya know, I used to hate using the restrooms at Initech, but now with these new automatic flush doohickeys, I'm more productive and enjoy my time in here more".

Yikes...

4 comments:

glimmertwinfan said...

You know these things are going to turn up jerry-rigged for some unbelievable use. Perhaps beer taps in a frat house somewhere have new functionality.

What was that dam they were talking about doing something with in Ann Arbor? Before long it will be opening and closing every time a car drives by...

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

LOL glimmertwinfan, amazing ideas for their usage. I was running it through my head as to WHY they'd be stolen and the only logical idea had was melting them down for scrap....

I suppose they'll find good homes

glimmertwinfan said...

It is a very odd thing to be stolen.

Anonymous said...

Automatically flushing toilets are obscene.

Yesterday the one I was using flushed while I was preparing to sit, flushed while I was sitting !YUCK!, and then flushed twice while I was putting myself back together.
That is so F'd up.
At my house we try to not flush toilets more than 4 or 5 times per day.