Monday, February 11, 2008

You go, girl

OK woman, but in either case, well done.

An Ann Arbor woman was walking along Main Street, near Madison late Sunday night when a stupid criminal wannabe approached her from a business parking lot and commented on why a "pretty thing like you has no purse". She kept walking, and a half block later (and this is where it gets SO CHOICE) he grabbed her arm, swinging her around and at this point she kneed him right in the family jewels (but as we all know for robbers they are small jewels). She was able to run to a friends house while Mr Robber wannabe got in touch with his feelings. Luckily for him there was a bountiful supply of ice lying about.

This degenerate is described as: black, in his 30s, about 6-foot-2 with a stocky build. He wore a black coat with small white lettering on the front and dark jeans.

And walking hunched over today.

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