Because right now he's gonna have to work off the DUI, leaving the scene of an injury accident, and whtever else they can think of to add and THEN ship his dumb, irresponsible ass back to Mexico.
From the Ann Arbor News this morning:
Pittsfield Township police said an illegal alien with a long history of driving violations, including two prior drunken driving offenses, was arrested after fleeing the scene of a car crash that sent three people to a local hospital Sunday night.
The suspect, a 25-year-old Mexican national, has a driving record that dates back to 2002 in Michigan, even though he is apparently in the United States illegally, police said.
First off, all three people were taken to the hospital with minor injuries thank god. The idiot himself took off, another motorist reported his smoking husk of a vehicle, and police caught up to it in an apartment complex where they found Mr. Brains trying to hide under another parked car, bleeding from the mouth, and in bad need of new underwear.
Stick him jail, and since Johnny thinks only legal residents (not just citizens but legal resident too) should get time off for good behavior, let him rot, then when he gets out drop him back across the border with a tracking ankle bracelet he can't take off so we can keep an eye on him electronicaly like a bear or walrus on a nature show.