Monday, April 28, 2008

Soccer Hooligans right here in Washtenaw County!

Good GOD. Who would have thought that inviting British nationals here to help teach youth (ute) soccer would lead to this kind of crime and destruction? A soccer coach and hooligan from the land of hooligans got pissed (British for DRUNK) and stole a towtruck, until they figured out they couldn't handle right side driving and crashed into 4 parked cars and the curb at S. Forest and Hill.

The genius RAN from the scene of course after crashing but his masterplan was foiled when he left his passport in the stolen towtruck.

He's in the Washtenaw County lockup we're sure he's learning some wonderful American customs that involve kicking things, just not soccer balls.

Deport his sorry ass, we can't have this kind of hooligan behaviour about town.

2 comments:

glimmertwinfan said...

If he was a SCOTTISH soccer hooligan, he would have never been caught!

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Oh, no, I'm not touching that one