Comedian Stephen Wright night
*What's another word for "thesaurus"?
*I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.
*I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add.
*Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
*I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.
*There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
*I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
Time for Ypsilanti, After Dark
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