Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Well the numbers are in and you University of Michigan students were some baaaaaaad kids this past weekend. Ann Arbor police are reporting:

*137 citations for alcohol and other city code violations

*49 tickets for open intoxicants and 48 citations for minors in possession of alcohol

*22 noise violations

*6 littering incidents

*3 people were cited for urinating in public

And a partridge in a pear tree......


For all the Ypsi crime stats simply follow the handy dandy link on the right side of this page...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a major crimespree! Did they arrest any old ladies for walking on railroad tracks?

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

I think AAPD is done arresting old ladies for walking the tracks but OBVIOUSLY these kids were asking for it.

Drinking in college, what's THAT about?

Melanie Seasons said...

And I can tell you that no-one-in-particular was responsible for calling at least one of those in. House-pissers got served!

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Well done citizen Melanie. Johnny salutes your vigilant can-do attitude, not willing to give into house pissers. Once you let one in the neighborhood, you get more lowlifes like that. They attract each other.

Like vermin.