Let this be a lesson dear readers, when a website such as the Consumerist starts telling you what you can and cannot say, especially on a site DEDICATED to product malfeasance, it has effectively jumped the shark. They spend a lot of time at the Consumerist trying to GET people involved in their stories with clever headlines and funny writing but now they have decided to control what readers can say.
"Comment on our stories, but in a way we see fit". F that
And that will NEVER happen here.