Saturday, August 16, 2008

Just in time---new 'Bear Blimps' helping patrol Washtenaw County for man eating bears

You may have seen the blimps around town and overhead this week in Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor. Those were not for show. YCD has learned form the office of Disaster Preparedness that these are 'Bear Blimps' flying overhead looking for the man eating ferocious black bears that have invaded Washtenaw County. They wanted to use the YCD Traffic Copter too but we said no, our readership would go through the roof if we were writing about residents being mauled by these perfect killing machines.


cmadler said...

Chill out; the bears are just here for Heritage Festival. Would you deny them their funnel cakes?

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Heck no, we love the chaos bears bring. Maybe we should let one of these bears throw the lever on the duck race