Late night open thread

A man goes to a barbershop and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Five." The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Four." The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Six." The man leaves, and the barber says to one of the waiting customers, "Follow that man, find out where he goes!" The man comes back and says, "He goes to your house!" --Henny Youngman

Time for Ypsilanti, After Dark