Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Johnny's never pulled an armed robbery, but he's pretty sure he wouldn't be this stupid

Let's try something new--suppose you are a guy who wants to rob McDonalds. You have a gun which makes you dangerous as well as a jackass. To rob Mickey D's do you:

A) Walk into the restaurant and announce a stick up
B) Wait until the manager is leaving with the daily receipts at the end of the day and take them
C) Walk up to the drive through and announce the robbery.

If you chose 'C', you're the guy police are looking for today. Wile E. Coyote walked up to the McDonald's drive thru on Ecorse Road just before 1:30 am last night. Of course when he announced the robbery the employee at the window simply shut it and ran to the back of the store. Bzzzzt, robbery foiled in 5 seconds. The suspect, described as black, about 18 years old, 6 foot 2 and roughly 200 pounds, bolted to an area police think he got into a getaway car.

Look, the guy CAN be dangerous if he ever wises up and he DOES have a gun so let's get get him off the streets. Call police at 734-483-9510 with information.

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