Johnny's never pulled an armed robbery, but he's pretty sure he wouldn't be this stupid

Let's try something new--suppose you are a guy who wants to rob McDonalds. You have a gun which makes you dangerous as well as a jackass. To rob Mickey D's do you:

A) Walk into the restaurant and announce a stick up
B) Wait until the manager is leaving with the daily receipts at the end of the day and take them
C) Walk up to the drive through and announce the robbery.

If you chose 'C', you're the guy police are looking for today. Wile E. Coyote walked up to the McDonald's drive thru on Ecorse Road just before 1:30 am last night. Of course when he announced the robbery the employee at the window simply shut it and ran to the back of the store. Bzzzzt, robbery foiled in 5 seconds. The suspect, described as black, about 18 years old, 6 foot 2 and roughly 200 pounds, bolted to an area police think he got into a getaway car.

Look, the guy CAN be dangerous if he ever wises up and he DOES have a gun so let's get get him off the streets. Call police at 734-483-9510 with information.

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A man was arrested for drunk driving in a McDonalds drive thru located at 5550 West Michigan Avenue early Saturday morning after falling asleep in his car while it was running.

A drive thru employee called police when the man's car didn't move after 20 minutes in the drive thru lane.

He blew a .11 and still had the money in his hands when police approached the car.

Pittsfield Township: Wile E. Coyote sighting

It's 4am, you're wearing a bandana and armed with a broom, why not use said broomstick to let yourself into the McDonalds we've ALL eaten at on Washtenaw while the crew looks on. You ask for money, and might I add what BETTER time to demand money than before they open for busines to collect, um, money. Told they have none and no access to the safe at, again, 4am, you run out. We're guessing the way you came in, broomlord, and flee into the morning air.

If you've seen Mr. Coyote please call the Pittsfield Police at 734-944-4911.

Please turn him in before he learns to use a shopping cart as a battering ram.