Thursday, November 20, 2008

Congratulations Susan Martin, inaugurated as NEW EMU President. Now sell that damned house

We wholeheartedly support your choice, and welcome you as official EMU President. The first female to hold that title at Eastern Michigan University. Congratulations!!

Now, sell Samuel Kirkpatrick's folly house, for the good of the University and the community goodwill it would render. It'll fetch something that could help offset student costs. No, it's not NEEDED, and in these tight economic times, every penny counts.

We'll find you a smaller, cozier, and less expensive (and some would say less tainted) place to live.


George Jetson said...

Since the big house is up for sale- and it has been paid for- goodness knows WAY too much for "that damn house", lets not spend any more money than necessary, here is my 1 dollar bill to make the sale legal and put into my capable hands.

I promise to immediately turn it into the biggest damn party house Ypsi has ever had, all tax paying citizens invited every Friday and Saturday night! Drinks, laughs, get to know all your neighbors that party! Burn Outs on the front lawn encouraged! Please avoid hitting all big trees.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Will there be a horseshoe pit?

Anonymous said...

I don't know about the houseshoes, but it sounds like he may have a beer pong table or two. LOL! Could be fun.