Tuesday, January 15, 2008

200 'gradzillas' meet with U-M Administration to keep graduation pure and on campus

The Michigan graduating class may have their graduation on U-M soil after all. Nearly 200 concerned, and agitated and wronged students met with the University of Michigan adminstration who told them they would do whatever they could to keep the graduation as pure as possible for them. Kinda like when a kid goes nuts at a mall and throws a tantrum and the parent, rather than standing up and showing the kid adults run the show, weakly capitulate to shut the kid up.

Yet, the kids keep bleating on and demanding ONLY one solution it seems. Despite the fact Michigan Stadium will have NO restrooms (Yeah, grandma is locked in the porta potty the U-M was forced to provide us with--a wonderful graduation memory to be sure) and despite the fact the electricity will be all 'jeffed up', SOME students see only ONE solution their University can provide

U-M gradzilla-to-be Marisa Costa said it was quite apparent the ONLY solution was THE BIG HOUSE:

"That's what the students want," she said. "That should be your primary concern: How do we do this?"

We wish them luck with keeping their graduation on campus at U-M because at this point we don't exactly WANT them at EMU. They haven't EARNED the right to graduate here. EMU tends to have dignified graduations.

2 comments:

glimmertwinfan said...

I hope they can get the big house in order for them.

Oh, by the way, the weather forecast for that day is thunderstorms, winds 80-90 mph from the southwest.

Funny thing, the front ends on Carpenter road. Everything east of there will be sunny and 72°.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

It's always sunny in Ypsi!