No word from authorities on what, if anything, is being done to stop the giant laser emoting kitteh.
We must allow the mayor to use the secret deathray high atop the water tower. Kitteh doesn't know it exists. In the meantime carry on, business as usual, stiff upper lip and all that. Keep out of cul-de-sacs we suppose.
Time for Ypsilanti, After Dark
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This is an outrage! Why isn't the city issuing tin foil and promoting a mass hat-making campaign? It's win-win - if the giant cat-head threat is thwarted the citizens of Ypsilanti can tent their turkeys - no waste.
You make valid points. I can't get anyone in the police department to take this imminenet threat seriously. Maybe if I posted it "ISLAMIC cat head" we'd get results
Or 'BLACKWATER cat head.' I'd run screaming, I'll tell you what!
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