Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Pittsfield Township: Wile E. Coyote sighting

It's 4am, you're wearing a bandana and armed with a broom, why not use said broomstick to let yourself into the McDonalds we've ALL eaten at on Washtenaw while the crew looks on. You ask for money, and might I add what BETTER time to demand money than before they open for busines to collect, um, money. Told they have none and no access to the safe at, again, 4am, you run out. We're guessing the way you came in, broomlord, and flee into the morning air.

If you've seen Mr. Coyote please call the Pittsfield Police at 734-944-4911.

Please turn him in before he learns to use a shopping cart as a battering ram.

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