This just in--Local fishermen report sighting of GIANT CAT HEAD with LASER BEAM EYES

Three local fishermen tell the Ypsi City Desk they were fishing the Huron River in Ypsilanti about 3:30 this morning at the Peninsular waterfall near the LeForge Bridge when suddenly up the river from the west came the cat head.

"We saw it all the way from the bend near the Superior Street Bridge said frightened fisherman Jeffrey Hill. "That's just messed up. I mean a CAT HEAD with lasers. We weren't even drinking". Added cohort Vince Thomas "It moves faster than you'd think a floating cat head could". The cat's laser eyes caused a small brushfire along the railroad tracks said an official who asked his name not be given.

Citizens, this is the third sighting within a year, it can be found anywhere in Washtenaw County. When are local officials going to take this menace seriously?

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