Thursday, June 26, 2008

Remember, when you leave Ypsilanti for a visit, you are an ambassador of our fair city

And shame on Ypsilanti resident Frederick McKaney for not realizing this and assaulting his mother with a fork and then attacking his mom's neighbor with 10 pounds of chicken while visiting Jackson. Yes, you read that right.

McKaney was in Jackson where his mother lives. After she refused to give him some money, he stabbed her with a dinner fork in the neck, like ya do. That alone probably wouldn't have been enough to garner him mention in the Ypsi City Desk. No, the assault with the 10 pounds of chicken did that.

After stabbing his mother, he rode around the neighborhood on a bike. Spotting a neighbor, apparently he made a rude comment to her. She replied in kind. He then got off the bike, and swung the 10 pound bag of chicken, striking her in the head, causing her to get several staples to close the cut.

Fast Freddy is cooling his heels in the Jackson County lockup. And uh, Jackson, check with us first before releasing him, we might not want him back...


glimmertwinfan said...

I wonder what the hell they someone was feeding this chicken so it weighs 10 lbs.

I think Ann Arbor better ammend their chicken ordinance. A 10 pound chicken running loose in someone's yard could be even more dangerous than having dinner with this group!

Johnny Action Space Punk said...


Yeah I'd like to go on record as being against chicken-zillas of ten pounds who could bite my leg off with their razor sharp teeth!