Friday, December 7, 2007

Michigan head football coach search? More Whammies

First it was the Les Miles circus, then word The Wake Forest head coach was not interested, now the Rutgers head coach, you know the NEXT big thing on the list of the day, Greg Schiano, has said he too is not interested. And now, sadly, Johnny Action Space Punk must publically announce he is WITHDRAWING his name from consideration.

"Ii know that EMU job is gonna open up one day and that's where my heart is" said Johnny last night

Michigan will now be contacting those the alumni will cry, snivel, and weep about publically as they feel the sting of learning, maybe Michigan ISN'T the glamour job it's been built up to be.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Johhny, would you consider a spot coaching a community tiddly-winks team? There is no pay, the team members are surly, the team bus is a beat up 1978 Ford Pinto Pony but hey - all the free winks you can tiddle...

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

I WAS on that circuit, cheap tawdry female groupies, Wichita one night, Omaha the next, eating from things in paper bags, drinking from paper bags, it's like Kingpin without the glamour