So Johnny was sitting in Sidetrack last night at the bar

When I heard someone say

"You are looking very handsome tonight"

I looked around and didn't see anybody, but then I heard the voice say it again.

I looked down and realized the voice was coming from the dish of peanuts on the bar. So I asked the bartender what the deal was with the nuts.

He said, "Oh them? They're complimentary!"