Hey rock and rollers, The Killers are coming to EMU

No, the actual band The Killers. We know you probably had a dozen jokes ready at that headlines but it's true, The Killers will be performing Thursday January 22, 2009, (two short days after President Obama is sworn in LOL) at Eastern Michigan's Athletic and Convocation Center. Tickets go on sale at 'how is this even legal' Ticketmusty outlets, tomorrow, Halloween. No prices are listed, we checked...

60's rock legends Roger McGuinn and John Sebastian will play the Michigan Theater

That's right hep cats and kittens of all ages. Come one come all to see two rock and rollin legends, Roger McGuinn of the Byrds and John Sebastian of Lovin' Spoonful. Tickets for this event will go on sale Saturday at 9 bells at "We can't believe this is somehow still legal Ticketmaster locations". Or, feel free to call Hades directly for tickets at 248-645-6666.

Ticket prices have not yet been announced.

Some of the younger readers should now partake of Googling and or YouTube research. Yep, square glasses.

Get those funky mood rings and pet rocks out, WAR will be playing the Michigan Theater!

That's right, 70's funk supergroup WAR, will be performing May 6th at the Michigan Theater. They'll be performing all your 70's AM Gold faves such as 'Lowrider', 'The Cisco Kid' and 'Why Can't We Be Friends?'.

Tickets on sale this Saturday. 10 am at any Ticketmaster (sucks) locale.