I'm a biker and I know my rights....

Yes yes, you ride a bike in Ann Arbor, Ypsilanti and around the county. You KNOW your rights. You DEMAND your rights. You demand OTHERS recognize your rights.

So why, don't you follow the rules of the goddamned road? You demand to ride in the car lane. Fine, I have NO problem with that. BUT where I and MANY MANY local resident DO have an issue is when you cut through stopped cars, run stop signs, and run red lights after merely SLOWING down. You'll ride up on the sidewalk and almost pick off pedestrians to get around stopped traffic and them right back into the car lane you go. Look if you wanna play ball and ride with the big boys, follow the laws. You're nothing but hypocritical little prima donnas on two wheels. Sometimes I'd love to see a hero use a well placed car door on you lawless clowns.

Guess what biker, you have rights BUT you have responsibilites too. If you fail to heed this warning DO NOT come crying to Johnny Action Space Punk whan you get 'carbunkled'. Chances are, you'll have deserved it.