We don't care what kind of cool criminal nickname they gave her, she needs to be in jail

We sometimes wonder how it works against the best interests of society to glorify criminals acts with media created names, such as 'Son of Sam Strikes Again', or 'Jack the Ripper Claims Another Victim'. So imagine our distain when seeing this headline trumpeting a female criminal here in our fair state yesterday. We don't know who Salmon Ella is, we just want her behind bars.

"Michigan confirms 2 more salmon ella cases"

We'll find you Ella, you can't hide forever