OK, Johnny is gonna try a little scientific/blogging experiment

He wants to see if the SPLOGS (SPAM blogs) that search via bots for certain keywords will actually raise YCD's Technorati 'Authority ranking' (it's all technical garbage even Johnny doesn't understand) by putting certain phrases and keywords into his post.

The rest of this post will act like an electronic petrie dish. Feel free to go read something more informative and important but we WILL let you all know the results.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Heath Ledger, Hollywood star, American Idol, scandal, sex, lewd, Britney Spears, police, legal, law, sultry, steamy, starlet, Jessica Alba, Reese Witherspoon, Angelia Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Jamie Lynn Spears, Tyra Banks

Johnny busted Crate and Barrel once when they told him they NEVER sold their customer info. So when he filled out the paperwork, he put down 'DR.' in front of his name. Sure enough, all kinds of catalogs arrived within a month addressed to Dr. Blankity Blank

BREAKING NEWS--JURY DEADLOCKED--Mistrial

This means one of the jurors was sitting in the jury room claiming Orange Taylor III was not guilty of any of the charges he could have been found guilty of, no?

Judge Archie Moore gave the jury some instructions with some pretty broad leeway in this case so if we have a lawyer or legal expert among us, here is your chance to inform us of what just happened.

That jury's been out an awful long time....

That in and of itself is reason for a thread on this. This being somewhat of a news site Johnny doesn't wanna go too far out on a limb with the whole guilt vs innocence debate but almost two full days plus is longer than YCD thought they'd be out...

What case? Yeah, right....

Income tax vote goes forward

Washtenaw Circuit Judge Timothy P. Connors denied 'Stop City Income Tax Committee' an injuction to stop the city income tax vote from going forward on November 6. There IS a hearing just 4 days before the vote at which point the judge could stop the vote, let it go forward with changes or do nothing.