Welcome to 'Doritos Presents Huron High School', we ain't kidding

Ah yes, as money is THE most important thing we have, the Ann Arbor School Board's Planning Committee decided to go ahead with selling naming rights to schools as well as classrooms. The A2 School Board will receive the plan tonight which allows anyone with the money, to buy a name. For example, if you have just 25% of what it would cost to build a school (The Ann Arbor News used an example of Skyline High School which would cost you $23 million to slap a name on). No word on how much classroom sponsorship would go for.

The Matt Drudge Journalism Classroom

The Rightway Baptist Church Biology Creationism Lab

The Woody Hayes Memorial locker room

The Sara Lee lunchroom

Vitamin Water presents US History in room 212


What's that old line again? Oh yes, Anne Arbor is a whore......