He wants to see if the SPLOGS (SPAM blogs) that search via bots for certain keywords will actually raise YCD's Technorati 'Authority ranking' (it's all technical garbage even Johnny doesn't understand) by putting certain phrases and keywords into his post.
The rest of this post will act like an electronic petrie dish. Feel free to go read something more informative and important but we WILL let you all know the results.
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Heath Ledger, Hollywood star, American Idol, scandal, sex, lewd, Britney Spears, police, legal, law, sultry, steamy, starlet, Jessica Alba, Reese Witherspoon, Angelia Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Jamie Lynn Spears, Tyra Banks
Johnny busted Crate and Barrel once when they told him they NEVER sold their customer info. So when he filled out the paperwork, he put down 'DR.' in front of his name. Sure enough, all kinds of catalogs arrived within a month addressed to Dr. Blankity Blank
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I thought you WERE a doctor of Ypsitology?!
I WAS a doctor of Ypsitology, now it's more of a Ph.D. since I started YCD
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