News from just across the county line, Leggs has burned -- UPDATED 6:08 pm

Yes, the eminently creepy strip club in Van Buren Township, just past the Washtenaw County line on Michigan Avenue burned this morning. Reports say the blaze was out by 7:30 am this morning but holes were punched in the roof to let the smoke out.

Will anyone even notice it smells like smoke and that there are holes in the ceiling and water damage on the floor? Our guess is it'll be open by this afternoon. That place has more lives than a cat...

UPDATE -- It will not be open any time soon. Oh, and the ATF is investigating the fire. Dear ATF, if you want to rid yourselves of it you had better burn it some more, then bulldoze it, re-burn whatever is left and will burn, then bulldoze some more then salt the very earth it sat on.

Or it'll come back....