Giant Space Cat with laser beam eyes attacks a car at Geddes and Leforge

A woman, asking not to be named reported a GIANT SPACE CAT HEAD last night setting upon her Toyota Camry (go cat go) as she travelled just north of Ypsilanti. She said the cat hit her Camry (again, go cat go) several times with it's laser eyes making a hash out of her hood and front headlamps. The evil space Kitteh then followed her as far as the Huron View apartment complex at Green Rd before turning and heading down the river. Ypsilanti police had no comment to YCD this morning.

People, here it is yet again and it's becoming more dangerous. We MUST (well YOU must, Johnny's leaving) draw this cat into the Cross Street area near the Tower where it's secret deathray can be used on this cat head. The fate of our fair city rests in the balance. How many must die before we as a community act?


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This just in--Local fishermen report sighting of GIANT CAT HEAD with LASER BEAM EYES

Three local fishermen tell the Ypsi City Desk they were fishing the Huron River in Ypsilanti about 3:30 this morning at the Peninsular waterfall near the LeForge Bridge when suddenly up the river from the west came the cat head.

"We saw it all the way from the bend near the Superior Street Bridge said frightened fisherman Jeffrey Hill. "That's just messed up. I mean a CAT HEAD with lasers. We weren't even drinking". Added cohort Vince Thomas "It moves faster than you'd think a floating cat head could". The cat's laser eyes caused a small brushfire along the railroad tracks said an official who asked his name not be given.

Citizens, this is the third sighting within a year, it can be found anywhere in Washtenaw County. When are local officials going to take this menace seriously?

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It's BACK! Horrifying space cat head with laser beams for eyes seen in Barton Hills last night

The death ray cat of Washtenaw County was spotted AGAIN last night around 6:30 pm by YCD reader "Florette", up in Barton Hills. Florette says nobody was hurt but a small pole barn was damaged. She told YCD the cat head then drifted east and she then lost sight of it behind some pine trees. BE YE WARNED!

No Kitteh, that's a BAD KITTEH!!!

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God save us all, GIANT cat head with frickin laser beams for eyes menacing Ypsi!

YCD reader 'Rex' sends in THIS unedited video clip. What ARE the police going to do, I mean we have a full on cat-head crisis in Washtenaw County. The cat has not been seen in Ann Arbor YET but it's only a matter of time...